Hello there. My name is JJ. I'm a copywriter and I love you. But let's talk about me. Ahh – the story of me. There's nothing I like more than an opportunity to write about myself. This is a great forum to highlight all of my strengths, conveniently glaze over my crippling weaknesses, and prop up my mildly impressive accomplishments. But I will exercise some self-control, and just leave you with this: I have a lot of friends. So this is me, in all my naked glory. Feel free to let your eyes gaze. I'm not ashamed of anything! Thanks for coming out!

p.s. I want to start a boy band that only uses sign language to sing songs.