John Gordon Martin

Having done pretty much everything wrong, at least once, I’ve earned a PhD in screw-up.Epitaph on tombstone: Too much to do; Not enough time. I speak seven languages………..some well; some enough to get by. This would make me seem smart but I’m dumb. I learned the languages when I was young and my brain was still a sponge. Now, it has become a fossil and won’t let anything new come in. when I was a teenager, I knew everything. I don’t know what happened to all that knowledge because, now in my 70s, I’m dumb and don’t know anything. Can’t get through a day without doing something wrong. Have been, done, seen, worked in/lived in, various professions and parts of the world, many things military and civilian, and been a continuous participant in much monkey business:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b2w_nJLuvw