Joe Rhodes

Itinerantt journalist. President, founder and Chief Exit Strategist for Traipsathon Solutions, Inc., a completely legitimate business. Grew up in Shreveport, La., attended Bradley University in Peoria, Ill. Worked for a stunning assortment of newspapers, back when those were actual places to work. Frequent contributor to The New York Times. Currently living in a 2006 Mercedes van that, in spite of its appearance, is not owned by any government entities. But touch it and your chances of radiation poisoning go way, way up. I can say no more.