Johnny Yn

I hate writing these things. Do I talk in third person? Do I talk in first? Do I have to do one of those questionnaires that we used to put on our myspace pages? Holy hell. I just name dropped myspace. Am I old? Am I rambling? Do people read these? I'm talking too much. STOP TYPING. Wait. What if I sum myself up in one word like hipsters do. Maybe "translucent". No. "Filmgasmic!"

Now you did it. You're making up words. Are you that bad at talking about yourself? I think so. Wait, now you're answering your own questions you're asking yourself in your own biography? Great. Brilliant.

Lets start over.

Ready?

Ahem. Hi. I'm Johnny