John Zajac

Professionally, I've been turning WTF into FTW since 2003. I got my first real job at the tender age of 27, after a half decade of bohemian poverty and decadence.

Today, I not only produce travesties on stage, I also work for some of the largest clients in the world creating ads and engagements to make people feel feelings and buy stuff.

In the words of one of my far-more-talented colleagues, I'm an "opera singing, joke slinging, stage directing, cigar puffing, copy writing wonder." And I love a good dance garnished with a fine bourbon.

That about covers it.