The Sheriff of Nothing is a 40-something, ornery cowpoke trapped in a Big City lifestyle. He dreams of escaping to his French ranch with his trusty steed, The Flying Ant. One day soon he will ride off into the sunset with his Bergamasque gal by his side, never to return. Until that day he subsists on a bellyful of film noir and a pocketful of dreams, penning verses none will read.