Jonathan Warren

Hatched from a mysterious stone showered in moonlight for aeons, Jonathan has made it his mission to protect the world's best egg-salad recipe from greedy ne'er-do-wells.

He resides in New York, works at OkCupid Labs, is an avid concert-goer, and is a semi-professional sportball player (I usually play left-of-center mid-foward passive-aggressive attack-sweeper).