Jordan Brown

I am gay. I wear really short shorts and crop tops and stilletos when I go bowling. When I go out for a meal, I wear a bin bag, which I sometimes make into long red dresses for me, mainly out of haribo wrappers for when I have tea. I also like taking photos of myself, when I'm on my own, in the middle of green fields. My best friend is David Cameron, I love his chin, although we have yet to meet. I know he loves mine too. I also love the way Gordon Brown pouts. I don't know what it is about him, but it has transormed the way I look at how people pout nowadays. Thank you for viewing my profile. I'm gay.