Lead a team marketing bullwhips for farmers. Prior to my current job I was testing the market for Magic 8-Balls in Ohio. A real dynamo when it comes to buying and selling saliva with no outside help. Garnered an industry award while writing about crayon art in Gainesville, FL. Garnered an industry award while developing spit-takes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2002-2010 managing tattoos in Prescott, AZ.