Joshywood

When I shave I have to use fire, because my sheer masculinity bends metal. Whenever I scale Mt. Everest, I'm always sensitive to not hurt the mountain's feelings. One time I saw Chuck Norris at the mall food court and he attempted to assert his dominance with forced eye contact, the next day Walker Texas Ranger was canceled. I'll finish the rest of this profile after dinner. What's on the menu tonight you ask? A fuckin' sequoia tree.