Property Of Deya

So, who am I? The ever present theological debate rages, with definitive answer available to us. I find it unlikely that I can answer such a deep and meaningful question in a few simple paragraphs. So I leave the answer up to science. At least the answer that means something.

Personally, I like to think that I'm a nice, helpful person. There are those who would disagree, but as I don't like them we'll assume they are wrong. Which they are.

As for a more detailed answer, you should ask the one person who can give it to you, my ever patient, never wanting Mistress.