Kelly Ann Collins

Rescued from the WV hills & auctioned off at a charity fundraiser, now I'm sentenced to life on the WWW.

A journalist (USA Today/AP) turned social-media geek, I ♥ h2o & WiFi. (Soda & dial-up freak me out.)

Tall boys like me. Matthew Lesko's my homeboy. Moby drew a picture for me. My politics? I like me some Gov. Rick Perry, but I'll roll to the White House for a tweetup any day.

They say I'm a Hot Geek Girl.

I founded Glittarazzi, which went KeRpLuNk. Now, I'm a marketing strategist by day & a juicing yoga & smoothie lover by night.

When Avicii spins, I listen. When LMFAO parties, I follow. When Steve-O says, "Smile!", I do. When blondes want to party, I rally.

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