Kailee James

You'd think after the vast majority of web pages that want you to write a succinct paragraph to tell everyone how cool you are I'd be better at it. Nothing about me is succinct. I am long winded, but I do not speak often,

I write, although I have not yet learned to shove my words into the faces of those who might publish it. I am an unprofessional and unformally educated hair stylist, makeup artist, therapist, and dog groomer.

I speak softly. I can't wink. I read a lot of books about mystery, and watch crime television like it's my job.