Katey, 24, self-confessed glitter addict, wine-mum (minus the kids).

Heading back to uni after many years in the big, bad professional world, and I'm very glad that my personal brand of dork is now considered cool among the youngins'.

Real talk: Pineapple belongs on pizza and pickles are the best part of a cheeseburger.

We should be friends if you have a bath that I can steal and pretend I'm a mermaid in with lots of expensive bathbombs.