I appear to be dainty at times but do not be fooled as I curse like a sailor. This is a blog created by me so the contents, will of course, talk about me whoring myself to get your attention to read this narcissistic piece of shit that features my mortifying thoughts about random subjects that I can't promise will make sense all the time. And oh the misadventures (and fine, the awesome adventures too. I can sense your jealousy right there) that bring me euphoria whenever I conquer the world!