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Katie Schwartz is a comedy writer, producer and essayist.
New essay/conversation with Jesus published in Monkeybicycle.
Schwartz is writing for Heeb Magazine. Check out her first piece, Zayde's First Blowjob." (Zayde = grandfather)
To read some of Schwartz's latest essays: Relax, Jesus Loves You, What Just Happened, The First Time I Got Felt Up, Finding Normal, If You Like It, Don't Put A Ring On It, I Plug You That Much, The Ass, The Nymph, The Nerve, Be My Posthumous Friend, Transvadge Apocalypse and Tits on the Table.
Katie's latest original series is a Homeland spoof comedy, LAW OF THE LAND. Executive produced by, FKR.TV. Co-created/co-written by this dame, me, Schwartz.
Katie's latest column, I Don't Drink Nearly As Much As I Should, ongoing tales about the gran