Kenneth Carroll

I am a second generation native of Arizona. My grandparents on my father's side came to Arizona in 1922 from Missouri. My mother is from Lubbock, Texas - she and her little sister came to Arizona in the late 1940s. I miss them all dearly.

I am the proud father of five (only two that will talk to me), three sons and two daughters. I have lived in Illinois, Texas, California, North Carolina, Tennessee, Kansas, Utah, in addition to my home state of Arizona, where I currently reside.

I have been a stand-up comic, grocery clerk, worked at a car wash, sold outdoor advertising signs, airline, charter & corporate pilot, flew tours in the Grand Canyon, was a 48-state over-the-road trucker, bought and sold taverns, owned three newspapers, a graphic design studio, trucking company and construction company, gambler, sold corporate airplanes and set up flight departments, a new & used car salesman, and a lot boy for several car dealers, a newspaper delivery boy, newspaper reporter, editor & publisher, editoralist and columnist, novelist, graphic designer, landscape & construction designer. Worked in numerous advertising & marketing roles.

Raised a Baptist, been a pentecostal, and one of Satan's best field recruiters, and now I am a Mormon convert. I grew up a Democrat - grew up and became educated, and started thinking on my own - now I am a conservative Republican.

I enjoy debating politics & religion. I do not get upset if you don't agree with me - just because you choose to be wrong has no affect on my life, and it doesn't bother me a bit if you insist on being wrong. I always prefer to be right, as opposed to the alternative. I have learned there is nothing fair in this world except the state fair, and they're designed to cheat you.

My wife and I are proud to have rescued a beautiful Maine Coon Cat, and I am in full support to free captive orcas and dolphins!

I am very happily married to my loving wife, Barbara, who I owe my life to. She has been my inspiration, and my guide to help me rectify and change my life. Without her, I would not be here today. She is not only my wife, she is my breath of life.