I'm a Pacific Northwest enthusiast living in Wenatchee, Washington where I can ogle and run mountains daily. A grant and freelance writer, when I'm not telling stories or securing fundage I'm probably telling (really awful, pun-laden) jokes.

In no particular order I love: using my words, being underwater, trail wandering, felt (and real) mustaches, a sweet guitar riff (bonus points for mullets), puns, porters, pine trees, passionate people (alliteration, and), well-timed cinematic montages. I think in t-shirt slogans, quote movies like it's my job, and really do believe Moby-Dick surpasses all the hype. I probably think you're pretty neat.

Want to hire me to write for you? (Or just say hello?) I'm all ears. Or eyes, as it were.