Kiala Postmates

Complain, Tweet, and Fade into Irrelevancy in Portland, OR

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Send me postmates gift certificates. Don't call me a writer, you idiots! I once lived in the Pearl District for a year and called the people below me "The Poor."

I tweet about "nerd culture" in a desperate bid to stay relevant in an industry that I was only tangentially associated with. Barely.

Creatively? I got nothing.

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