I'm a magician
Staging your fine copywriter
Never repeat the same line twice
But reiterate millions
Waving his magic pen
Chanting,
"Wingardium Leviosarcasm!"
Casting your manifesto, in rhythm
You won't believe, but it's a science
When I shed light on your product and cast it through endless prisms
Prisms
Of on-deadline pumpkin-simple ideas
And over-night bandwagon executions
Like Dungeons and Dragons,
Legend says that this is all a lie
Then my only real magic
Lies
In my ability to storytelling.

So please, pick a card-visit
And let me show you some of my... manic!