Cupcake, Kiki, & Double Dee

• Cupcake

Ever met someone who is both puppies and rainbows and a sassy pants foul mouthed sailor? Well that’s Cupcake. Lover of music, culinary arts, and naughty fucking language.

Drunken advice: Don’t stick your finger in a light socket while you’re peeing because the giraffe cant grab the leaves from the school bus.

• Kiki

The mama bear of the group. She’s warm and inviting but be warned don’t poke mama bear! Her hobbies include flying kites in lightning storms, driving really fast into oncoming traffic, and scaring little children at Disneyland.

Drunken advice: When life hands you a lemon, you tell that lemon to go fuck itself!

• Double Dee

She may be the bad influence of the group but damn she is a lot of fun! Her hobbies include running with scissors to add a little danger and worrying about the zombie uprising because worrying if she left the stove on is just silly. Oh and she likes long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick.

Drunken advice: Fuck everything and be a pirate!