Kimberly Nelson

Mustaches are the new bacon. Owls are the new mustache. You know what I'm talking about.

Someday I'd like to be in a position where someone will write my biography for me because this is pretty difficult. But in the meantime, I do better with bullet points:

• Working for ToM
• Raising a couch-eating dog
• Buying books and not reading them
• Living with my half-man
• Wishing that Blockbuster was still around

I enjoy opportunities to be creative, love trivia and don't get enough of either and if Name That Tune ever comes back, I will dom.in.ate.

My favorite movie is The Departed, I saw The Dark Knight at midnight, my favorite fictional character is a tie between an alien from Toy Story and Dr. Venkman, and I think that Tom Brokaw would be a nice grandpa. If I could live someone elses life, Jay-Z and Dave, the owner of Casa Gourmet Burrito are top contenders.

• Keep the A's in Oakland