The King of Karma

About the Author

The Author of this book is a bit of a nob,

but so are you.

He is a Gemini. A multi-tasker.

A total, but quite charming scally

Who loves a smoke or two

Loves the women a lot

And loves life when out of work

“In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer”.

Albert Camus

Having managed to successfully screw up countless relationships over the years while unsuccessfully managing several business failures he has found himself on his arse time and time again. Moving forward into personal disasters repeatedly and with some relish, he is a bit of a wide-boy with a largely unfounded reputation for drink and other recreational substances. He admits to many of his failings readily and often unexpectedly, usually blowing any chance of getting the phone number he is after.

Shafted by countless other nobs over the years for his misplaced kindness and simplistic belief in humanity, he bears the scars of such naïve’ and superstitious nonsense with relative humility, but then he does have quite a few priceless mates, fond memories of a thousand wicked bands, more than a few liaisons with very beautiful women and quite a lot of really, really great sex.

Having been thrown out of a Buzzcocks gig at fifty-five years of age for being too loved up, and arrested for smoking weed on Curry Mile some weeks later, he realised it was time to document his waning years and his rage against the very right-wing, overtly ignorant machine, and, as a recently dumped love accessory, at quite some cost, he is also hoping to impress any, or even many, single females out there with his erratic but possibly brilliant theories on good and evil, life and death, spiritual awareness and quite impressive sexual techniques.

Having had as many jobs over the years as women, the Author realised everyone’s need for therapy early but he was personally unable to afford it so he read many books on this condition, the human condition. Unsurprisingly, it was the one of the many weird and wonderful things he seemed to make sense of and as a well-studied theologian, womaniser and philosopher, this unrealised intellect intends to sort out all religious confusion, your terrible xenophobia, the suffering of all humanity and total peace on earth at a stroke, as he has got it sorted. Read more at my Amazon link below....