Katy Kaiser

I like coffee shops but not coffee; I’m a hot chocolate connoisseur and my comfort food of choice is a gooey S’more, yet I hate chocolate. ("Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.") My laugh is my signature (though hopefully not in a Fran Drescher sort of way) and I cut my sandwiches in triangles. Singing is breathing; walking is dancing. It’s lovely to meet you, too.