I'm a strapping young-ish New Orleans homeaux, 6'3" in height, a manly 260 pounds or so, give or take a gallon of protein, and I keep my brown hair buzzed short, but grow my beard out for those ticklish spots. I have high standards in knob quality, so don't come pokin' around here with an ugly one thinkin' you're in for a good gobble. No, sir. This goblin's got to give you the stamp of approval, and 30-somethin' athletic guys with a hint of dominance and a whiff of pervert should step to the front of the line!