Kojika Hiyashi

With Kojika comes much responsibility, she can not be sold at any price. There are rules to possessing Kojika, keep her out of the light, she hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill her. Second, don't give her any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much she cries, no matter how much she begs, never feed her after midnight. Kojika is not affiliated with the planet Kepler-47b in any way. Republication of Kojika is strictly prohibited in Micronesia and The United States territory of Guam. You must be a legal Svalbard resident, and be at least 950 years old or older. Kojika is available in limited quantities, so act now. Sarcasm, grandiloquence and flatulence comes standard. 324.2% APR financing available on approved credit. Kojika contains no preservatives, is MSG free, and is in compliance with both Kosher and Halal guidelines! Kojika comes in three flavors: デコポン, 酢橘 and 睦奥. You must complete two reward offers from each of the Silver and Gold reward offers and nine reward offers from the Platinum reward offers and then refer 7,273,738,433 friends to do the same, to be eligible to be Kojika's Best Friend. Completion of reward offers requires abdication of your full legal name, your Mother's maiden name, Social Security Number, Paypal account information, birth-date, credit and debit card numbers; including the 3 digit code on the back of each card, birth certificate with The United National Bank of Kojika and Uwe Boll which is located in Gwagwalada, Nigeria. Kojika has a Beautiful Midget Child-Sized Puppet. this guard child is a particular vicious breed. One should maintain 60 feet away from Kojika at all times, as the guard child is prone to attack. The Surgeon General warns that the corn syrup candy coating on Kojika has been known to cause cancer in lab technicians. Kojika's Percent Daily Value is based on a 4 calorie diet. Kojika has been known to be swayed by liberal applications of obsequiousness. Kojika has been shown to enhance male virility in a double-blind study on 100 female participants. Be sure to catch the Live Nude Burlesque Kojika Show when it comes to your city. Prices are subject to change. Participation is required. Your mileage may vary. In the end, you do with Kojika what your society has done with all of nature's gifts. You do not understand. You are not ready. Perhaps some day, you will be ready. Until then, Kojika waits.