La Lola

The idiot savant of the romance world, La Lola is the first port of call for persons seeking such scintillating information as the colour of the Hero's study, the firmness of his buttocks and sailors.

Her hobbies include decorating furniture with diamante crystals, mixing peach cocktails for breakfast, griping to Sheridan Sakura Carlotta about wussy Beta Heroes and swimming with a tiara, while fulfilling her childhood fantasy of being La Lola, Mermaid Princess.

La Lola's passion for romance novels is matched only by her love for Chanel jewellery.

La Lola can be found at http://ripmybodice.wordpress.com