Lady Byng

Hockey fan, snarkette, humorist, purist.
That Selke trophy's cute...

Well, I believe in the ice. The puck. The Zamboni. The shaft of a hockey stick. Home white jerseys. Playoff beards. A good wrister. That the tweets of some hockey folks are self-indulgent, overrated crap - but all are wickedly clever and tremendously devoted to their sport. I believe "goaltenders are 3 sandwiches shy of a picnic." I believe there ought to be a Constitution Amendment outlawing quick whistles and true headhunting. I believe in stay at home defensemen, going top shelf, Norris-Adams-Smythe and Patrick rather than geography lessons. And I believe in long, continuous, repeated, sudden death overtime periods that could last three days... Goodnight.