Laiann

Caution: May cause addiction, strange dreams, hilarity, frustration and arousal. Has been known to be sarcastic, intelligent, weird, honest, empathic and perverted.

Best used: When you're bored; when you're busy; when you're feeling frisky; when you want to feel frisky; when you want to see excessive and questionable use of semicolons; when you want to smile; whenever.