Lauren Michelle


One of my greatest ambitions is to be polymath. My favorite color is seafoam green. I like to do fancy things on my computer, but I can't currently afford all the special programs and gadgets (now accepting donations). I think a blustery, rainy day is better weather than 72° and sunny (which happens to be the standard weather where I live). (I like parenthesis. (If you couldn't tell.)) I love beautiful people and beautiful things. My favorite shoe is a peeptoe platform Mary Jane pump. Neuroscience fascinates me. I think the best season is fall - I mean - pumpkinflavoredeverything. If I could pick five people to invite to dinner (is that even a thing?), I'd pick Matthew Kelly, John Paul II, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Dr. Benjamin Carson, and Søren Kierkegaard. Cats are better than dogs. Don't argue; I'm an INTJ and we're always right.

(I tried really hard to make this biography spontaneous and fun. People like that, right?)

  • Work
    • Marketing Specialist
  • Education
    • B.A. Mass Communications