LeeDon Burnett

Aptly named for it's sole purpose, my About.me web page will show you what I can say about myself.

Well, I'm an introvert, so this stuff comes naturally. However, I can not say that I truely know myself, that would be poor judgement. I am too perceptive to know that I can't have the capacity to keep myself and my interests at top priority. My thought process usually guides my decision making, while my intuition carries me into action. If I don't know how to contribute, I tend to become cynical and apathetic unless I can think up an idea or until I find my opportunity. I have a tendancy to overthink things, so forgive me for being so meta. I don't want any more abstractions separating me from your idea of me, so let's get to the real me by answering some predetermined character defining inquiries!

░▒▓ If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be and why?

I would like to have the power of omipotency, like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen. Yes, I know, it's practically cheating.

░▒▓ If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be and why?

Good question. The title would be something so ridiculously modest and passive aggressive with a taste of tongue in cheek irony. The Quintessential Paradigm of the Parable of the Idle Life sounds good enough to me and I'd like to leave it at that before I redo it 5 more times.

░▒▓ If you could have three wishes granted, what would they be?

I want to break the game and wish for more wishes. Thanks.

For serious, I wish for omnipotence, omniscience, and omnipresence. I will not be nice to heretics.

░▒▓ If you could go on a road trip with any person (dead or alive), who would you choose and where would you go?

I choose my dad and we would go to my birthplace at Virginia Beach.

░▒▓ What is the most important invention or innovation that has happened during your lifetime?

Wow my age really limits my decisions. I'd have to be a class nerd and say IEEE 802.11g Wi-Fi from 2003 changed my life. Without it, I would not know over half the things I do now. It has enabled me to so much. Screw the Large Hadron Collider and Stem Cell research, those don't directly involve me.

Thanks!