I was born in a barn on the highest mountain to a space traveler and a dancing girl. The earliest acomplishment that I actually gave a crap about would be learning how to ride a bike in the 7th grade. Since then, I've been unstoppable.
I don't care about the internet, and I am not passionate about Apple products. I do, however, enjoy a well-brewed cup of tea and a slice of cinnamon toast with my morning papers.