Leigh Shapiro Kaplan

Joining the world of missing persons (and she was)
Missing enough to feel all right (and she was)
Hysterical and useless
Queen of supply-side bonhomie bone-drab


"Speaking of ways, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract." ~Mrs. Whatsit, A Wrinkle in Time

"He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea." ~THHGTTG

"Are you from the future? Do they still have sandwiches there?" ~Montgomery Scott, Star Trek

"I'm not a psychopath, Anderson; I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research." ~Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock

"Allons-y!" ~The Doctor, Doctor Who