Failed driving test eight times
Is 14 inches taller than your average Peruvian.
Does not like sleeping like Kevin Brown.
Likes sleeping in caves
Inventor of his own concept in underpants
Likes having a Vanilla Ice style Christmas Flat Top.
Favourite colour is Cliff Ravenscroft Orange
Is the thinking persons crumpet.
is not a hobbledehoy.
is a man whose latent genius, if unleashed, would rock the nation, whose dynamic energy would overpower those around him. Better let him sleep? ...