Leonard Crouton

Politically incorrect.

Failed driving test eight times

Agnostic Extremist.

Is 14 inches taller than your average Peruvian.

Does not like sleeping like Kevin Brown.

Likes sleeping in caves

Inventor of his own concept in underpants

Likes having a Vanilla Ice style Christmas Flat Top.

Favourite colour is Cliff Ravenscroft Orange

Is the thinking persons crumpet.

is not a hobbledehoy.

is a man whose latent genius, if unleashed, would rock the nation, whose dynamic energy would overpower those around him. Better let him sleep? ...