- Politically incorrect.
- Failed driving test eight times
- Agnostic Extremist.
- Is 14 inches taller than your average Peruvian.
- Does not like sleeping like Kevin Brown.
- Likes sleeping in caves
- Inventor of his own concept in underpants
- Likes having a Vanilla Ice style Christmas Flat Top.
- Favourite colour is Cliff Ravenscroft Orange
- Is the thinking persons crumpet.
- is not a hobbledehoy.
- is a man whose latent genius, if unleashed, would rock the nation, whose dynamic energy would overpower those around him. Better let him sleep? ...