Leo Tan

Look at me. I'm holding a baby. Don't I look happy? And safe? And secure? You're probably thinking you'd be happy to take me fishing, or maybe that you'd trust me to park your car. AND NOW I HAVE YOU. I didn't even make this page, but you think I did. Because of this baby. Which isn't even mine.

To find out actual things about the real Leo Tan, go somewhere else. This page is a lie.