I've survived a fall from the fifth floor of an apartment building in Ottawa.

I was raised by coyotes.

One time, a big German Shepard dog bit me and I didn't even care.

I was slapped in the face by a three year old, now I don't trust short people.

I'm too cool to bark, but I howl at fire trucks.

I don't like to get my toes wet.

I'm friends with everyone. Even the Honey-Badger.

I practice yoga.

I grew up in the woods so I chew antlers, not bones.

I point at ducks, just in case you're wondering where they are.

I can jump higher than Michael Jordan.

I fought mike Tyson and lost a piece of my ear.

I study at UofG.