I've survived a fall from the fifth floor of an apartment building in Ottawa.
I was raised by coyotes.
One time, a big German Shepard dog bit me and I didn't even care.
I was slapped in the face by a three year old, now I don't trust short people.
I'm too cool to bark, but I howl at fire trucks.
I don't like to get my toes wet.
I'm friends with everyone. Even the Honey-Badger.
I practice yoga.
I grew up in the woods so I chew antlers, not bones.
I point at ducks, just in case you're wondering where they are.
I can jump higher than Michael Jordan.
I fought mike Tyson and lost a piece of my ear.
I study at UofG.