Linda Seccaspina
Canada
Linda's rantings can be read on Wordpress and in Screamin Mamas Magazine.
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My books are available on Amazon:
Menopausal Woman From the Corn
by Linda Seccaspina
Cowansville High School Misremembered
by Linda Seccaspina
Naked Yoga, Twinkies and Celebrities
by Linda Seccaspina
Cancer Calls Collect
by Linda Seccaspina
Tilting the Kilt-Vintage Whispers of Carleton Place
by Linda Seccaspina
Flashbacks of Little Miss Flash Cadilac
Linda Seccaspina was born about the same time as the wheel was invented and the first time she realized she could tell a tale was when she got caught passing her smutty stories around in Grade 7. After she wrote her own obituary in 2010 when Derek "Wheels" Wheeler from Degrassi Jr. High died, people told her she should think about a career in writing obituaries.
Before she laid her fingers to a keyboard, Linda owned the eclectic store Flash Cadillac in Ottawa. The Ottawa Citizen newspaper labeled her "The Maiden of Death" even though they had no clue why and she has had to deal with the rumours for years.
Linda has published six books and blogs here and there and on Bubblews and Wordpress. She mostly writes about the history of Lanark County and has a Facebook page called The Tales of Carleton Place. She has been called the most stubborn woman in Lanark County and has requested her ashes to be distributed in any Casino parking lot as close to any Wheel of Fortune machine as you can get. But since she published her obituary, most people assume she's already dead.
Linda writes for Florida's own Screamin Mama's magazine.
http://www.amazon.com/Linda-Seccaspina/e/B00J7ASAMY
New books from Linda soon: