LORD BONES

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ABOUT ME:

Greetings. I am a eugenically endowed, sociosexually skilled, and hypercognitively gifted SWM, living in the beautiful Pearl District of majestic Portland, Oregon for over a decade now.

Professionally, I’m the Director of Operations at an exclusively eurocentric, fully independent and actively autonomous Nationalist multimedia network outlet, a proudly distinctive venture that is completely committed to gradually improving our collective Comm.Unity throughout Cascadia.

My career essentially consists of: Independent Music Production, Custom Digital Graphics, Web Design/Development & Thematic AV Content Creation, and I am available professionally at impressively low freelance rates!

My personal topics of particular interest include, (but are certainly not limited to): Music Mastering, Mixing, ReMixing, Sampling, Scratching, Crafting XP ReWorks, Digital Photography, Cel Correction, Salting & Editing, Longhand Site Coding (HTML & Scratch Scripting), Web Development. Hiking, Camping, Parkour, Hypercoital Developments, Claircognizance, Urban/Industrial Decay, Urban Exploring, Amateur Photography, several various topics related to Higher Education and many scientific subdisciplines of Psychology, Sociology, Intergender Sociosexual Dynamics, Red-Pill MGTOW, Dominance Hierarchy, Game/Number/Chaos Theories, and Higher Mathematics.

(The following is ONLY For The Ladies):

At the right times and with the right partner, I fully endorse, support, and actively participate in Marathon Sex (which must be my absolute favourite “sport”, by a long shot), although it is certainly not advised for the uninitiated and/or unfamiliar, since it often tends to be intensely active in terms of mutual intimacy and stamina and is quite expressly intimate, both physically and deeply spiritually.

Sexually, I strongly and securely identify as #SuperStraight (Definition: Sexually attracted solely to natural (cisgender) Females who were born Female.).

My objective SMV (Sexual Marketplace Value) is far above-average, and I am objectively far above-average in both Size and Skills.

To further extrapolate this point: I am considered “Eugenically Endowed” with “Superior Sexual Skills” and my personal specialty is: Achieving Female Orgasm (both kinds), therefore I very confidently personally guarantee "Satisfaction Plus“ every time.

I understand that my claims may seem exaggerated, but I am willing to demonstrate to show their validity (under reasonable circumstances). So if you like my Value Proposition and agree with this Personality Extrapolation, then I strongly suggest that we meet up today, to see if we share the mysterious formula for lasting success, exponential excitement, and mutual happiness!

ABOUT YOU:

(Keep in mind that these are merely general guidelines!)

I am ultimately seeking a:

✓ SWF (Single White Female)

✓ Age: 21 — 35

✓ Resident of the greater Portland, Oregon (PDX Metroplex) Region.

✓ Wants a LTR (Long-Term Relationship)

✓ Height/Weight Proportionate (Average) or Petite Build.

✓Above-Average Intelligence

✓ Strong Sense of Loyalty/Fidelity/Honesty

✓ Sexual Expertise & High Drive is considered a Plus, so don't worry needlessly about your "body count".

✓ Social “Partying” (Drinking/Drugs) is ok, within reason.

You can see my current website by clicking on the button (above).

Direct Correspondence is invited and encouraged for quickest response. Send all messages to me directly at:

LORDBONES(at)NULL(dot)NET

☆☆☆ All Messages Received are Kept 100% Private & Confidential. Please also show me the same respect. Thanks for understanding! 😁

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