LORD BONES

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ABOUT ME:

I am a eugenically endowed, physically blessed, and cognitively gifted SWM, living in the beautiful Pearl District of majestic Portland, Oregon for a decade now.

Professionally, I’m the Director of Operations at EntroPDX MindMedia!, the Pacific Northwest's acclaimed premiere eurocentric, fully independent multimedia network outlet dedicated to gradually improving our comm.unity throughout Cascadia.

Professionally, I'm an Independent Music Producer and Digital Artwork/Content Creator.

My topics of particular interest include, (but are not limited to): Music Mastering, Mixing, ReMixing, Sampling, Scratching, & Crafting XP ReWorks, Digital Photography Correction, Salting & Editing, Longhand Site Coding (HTML & Scratch Scripting), and Web Development (Maintenance, Tech Support & Upkeep). Hiking, Camping, Parkour, Hypervigilance, Urban/Industrial Decay, Urban Exploring, several various topics related to Higher Education and many scientific subdisciplines of Psychology, Sociology, Intergender Sociosexual Dynamics, Red-Pill MGTOW, Dominance Hierarchy, and Higher Mathematics.

For The Ladies:At the right times and with the right partner, I can fully endorse, support, and actively participate in Marathon Sex (which must be my absolute favourite sport, by a long shot), although it is certainly not advised for the uninitiated and/or unfamiliar, since it often tends to be intensely active in terms of mutual intimacy and stamina and is quite expressly intimate, both physically and deeply spiritually.

Sexually, I am considered #SuperStraight (Definition: Sexually attracted solely to natural (cisgender) Females who were born Female.).

My objective SMV (Sexual Marketplace Value) is far above-average, and I am objectively far above-average in both Size and Skills.

To further extrapolate: I am considered “Eugenically Endowed” with “Superior Sexual Skills” and my personal specialty is: Achieving Female Orgasm (both kinds), therefore I can personally guarantee "reciprocal Satisfaction Plus“ every time.

So if you like my Value Proposition and agree with this Personality Extrapolation, then I strongly suggest that we meet up today, to see if we share the mysterious formula for lasting success and mutual happiness!

ABOUT YOU:

(Keep in mind that these are merely general guidelines!)

I am ultimately seeking a:

✓ SWF (Single White Female)

✓ Age: 21 — 35

✓ Resident of the greater Portland, Oregon (PDX Metroplex) Region.

✓ Very Loyal & Strictly Monogamous

✓ Wants a LTR (Long-Term Relationship)

✓ Prefer Height/Weight Proportionate or Petite Build.

✓Above-Average Intelligence

✓ Honest

✓ Strong Sense of Loyalty/Fidelity

✓ Sexual Expertise & High Drive is considered a Plus.

You can visit my current website by clicking on the button (above).

Direct Correspondence is Invited. Please send all messages to me directly at:

LORDBONES(at)NULL(dot)NET

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