LORD BONES
Expert in Pearl District, Portland, Oregon
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ABOUT ME:
I am a eugenically healthy, physically blessed, and hypercognitively gifted SWM, living in the majestic Pearl District of beautiful Portland, Oregon for nearly a decade now.
Professionally, I’m the Director of Operations at EntroPDX MindMedia!, the Pacific Northwest's acclaimed premiere eurocentric, fully independent multimedia network outlet.
Essentially, I'm an Independent Music Producer and Digital Artwork/Content Creator.
My topics of particular interest include, (but are not limited to): Music Mastering, Mixing, ReMixing, Sampling, Scratching, & Crafting XP ReWorks, Digital Photography Correction, Salting & Editing, Site Coding, and Web Development. Hiking, Camping, Parkour, Hypercognition, Urban/Industrial Decay, UrbEx, various topics related to Higher Education and several scientific disciplines of Psychology, Sociology, Intergender Sociosexual Dynamics, MGTOW, and Higher Mathematics.
At the right times and with the right partner, I can fully endorse, support, and actively participate in Marathon Sex (which must be my absolute favourite sport, by a long shot), although it is certainly not advised for the uninitiated and/or unfamiliar, since it often tends to be intensely active and expressly intimate, both physically and deeply spiritually.
Sexually, I am considered #SuperStraight (Definition: Sexually attracted solely to natural (cisgender) Females who were born Female.).
My objective SMV (Sexual Marketplace Value) is far above-average, and I am objectively far above-average in both Size and Skills. In fact, I am considered “Eugenically Endowed” with "Superior Sexual Skills," and thus I personally guarantee ecstatic “Satisfaction Plus,” every time. So if you like what you see and agree with this Personal Value Articulation, I strongly suggest that we meet up today, to see if we share the mysterious formula for lasting success!
ABOUT YOU:
(Keep in mind that these are merely general guidelines:) I am ultimately seeking a SWF, between the ages of 21-35, for a very loyal and strictly monogamous LTR (Long-Term Relationship). Prefer Height/Weight Proportionate or Petite Build. Above-Average Intelligence, Respectful Honesty, Strong Sense of Loyalty/Fidelity, and Erudite Sociosexual Expertise are very much a Plus.
You can visit my current website by clicking on the button (above).
Additionally, you can email me immediately here:
LORDBONES (at) PM (dot) ME
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