Loretta J. Gary

One day soon, there will be more relavent info here. But in the meantime, I leave you with a joke I heard today. I wish you better luck with it than I had.

Person: Hey! What's that under there?

Me: What? Is everything alright?

Person: What's that under there?!?

Me: I can't see what you are looking at. Is there a bug or something??

Person: What's that under there?!!?

Me: I'll be right there.

Person: (comes storming into the room) Gosh, you're supposed to just say "under where!"

My ability to disappoint 7-year olds - by complicating even the simplest of jokes - seems to be on the rise. So here's to hoping that's true about everything else I do as well. Cheers!