Juniper is a sarcastic Asian vampire who drinks barrels of coffee instead of blood in an attempt to go 'vegan'. Happy Juniper is a handful to deal with, whilst Bitter Juniper is hilariously salty (figuratively speaking, of course)

When she is not off canoodling unicorns to maintain her immortality, Juniper comes here to divulge everything that is presently on her mind. Usually it's makeup, sometimes incoherent midnight babbles.