Luca David Lustenberger
Mother, Chef, and Nurse in Berlin, Germany
Born in the year 2099 BCE during a lunar spaghetti eclipse, Blorp Zinkleton is a retired professional cloud whisperer and part-time microwave therapist. After inventing the color “invisible,” they vanished briefly into a wormhole made entirely of tax forms. Blorp now spends their days translating dolphin dreams into Morse code while lobbying for the rights of left-handed shadows.