Jess Luce

Born in a small village on the Easternmost coast of Saturn's 2nd ring, I travelled to Iowa at the age of eight. I then mastered the art of sarcasm, competetive eating, and electric violin. I've recently moved to Boston to observe their fashion habits and culture, and to sample their bacon. I maintain my caloric intake, radiant skin, and rapier wit through copious amounts of alcohol. You've been warned.