Lydia Mekonnen

Well, as you can see from my profile pic, I love pizza. Oh, and if you don't order extra cheese then you're lame in my opinion. And yes, I don't get any toppings, I keep it super basic: bread, tomato sauce, cheese, and more cheese. This is why I've never experienced pizza depression; which is when you order a complicated pizza, and they leave off some toppings or special instructions. Incase you haven't already inquired from what you've read about me so far, if you're ever craving a pizza, and only have $10; which means you don't have money to waste on a bad pizza; COME TO ME I WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!! First tip, you can never go wrong with pizza from Sam's Club; definitely the best slice I've had thus far AND it's cheap! Second tip, if you only have a couple of bucks, don't be complicated and try something new, humble yourself and just get a nice slice of cheese; trust me, simplicity goes a long way. By the way, I've tried A LOT of different toppings on pizza (except pepperoni, meat lovers, and/or anything with pork, because i'm an Orthodox Christian) , but I've always felt cheese is where the heart is. Since every good story has a plot twist, here's mine; I'm lactose intolerant, but hey, i'm here for a good time not a long time.

-Your local pizza expert