Mahtab Farschi

Hello, my name is DOCTOR Mahtab Akhavan Farschi, and I am a bully. This is my confession.

I am a senior lecturer at London South Bank University and soon to be at Kingston University, so dammit, I should be treated like the god I am.

When I resigned from LSBU, I refused to do anymore work, despite still getting paid (more than you losers). I refused to mark assignments as contractually obliged. I also refused to assist students. Instead I started infecting my brand of negativity into students, spreading malicious lies about my hard working colleagues, both higher and lower than me, who has never done anything wrong to me expect they are better. So there's that.

I will update this webpage once I start my new job at Kingston University, where I will surely push my brand of negativity.

DOCTOR MAF