Clara Mangolin
Brazil
Come and join me in my world domination plan.
Ever since I was a little girl, I've dreamed of taking over the world through power. Then I found out information is power. And knowledge is information. And language is the basis to all knowledge.
Currently, I've mastered enough to dominate 70% of the world.
I'm fluent in English, the most widely spoken language in the world; Spanish, the bridge-language; and Portuguese, the nightmare.
What is left must be done until the end of this year, when I will also be capable of speaking Japanese.
Look forward to it, world. I'm coming to get you.