ONE OF THESE FACTS IS FALSE.
Bought a cake from porn star Ron Jeremy.
Was offered cocaine in a Latvian bowling alley.
Drove from London to the capital of Mongolia in a 1 litre car.
Drove across America (LA to New York, through twenty States)
Sat at the head table for a dinner with a high-ranking Freemason.
Had a crash landing in a hot air balloon.
Went to Las Vegas and didn't place a single bet.
Joined a cult.
Have been flown over the Grand Canyon.
Kissed Orville the duck.
Have a huge collection of sausage roll wrappers.
Proposed a toast the Kazakhstan army.
Spent 2006 trying to buy a fridge magnet in every county in
the United Kingdom.
Met Roald Dahl.
Hoping to visit fifty countries by the time i'm fifty.