I'm pretty cool. I spend my days either yachting or giving speeches about self-confidence to high schoolers. My net worth would make you cry, and I'm on a first name basis with every person you admire. Women adore me, men want to be me, and children aspire to meet me. I have daily conversations concerning matters of importance that would make weaker men crumble. I've already lived the life of ten ordinary men, and I'm just getting started. In short: I'm living the dream. I've been there; I've done that. Also, I'm a compulsive liar.