Stenciled above my bed:

"We were laughing so hard, we nearly peed ourselves."

--Austinist.com

"Perfect delivery, flawless audience interaction, biting commentary, and truly interesting anecdotes with hilarious, brilliant payoffs make Matt Bearden the Best Comedian in Austin."

--Austin Chronicle

"The fact that he never dumbs it down has made him a favorite among those who worship the smart, sarcastic humor of comics like Patton Oswalt and Paul F. Tompkins."

--The Onion