Dorothy Zbornak

Hi. I’m Matt. I live in a town full of hills with a canal running through it. There’s a beautiful castle and parks and old buildings and music and clubs and drugs and black people and white people and sex and violence and death and life. And shoe shops, for some reason. Loads of them. I’m 16th, going on 17th, century. My favourite philosopher is David Hume. My favourite medieval king is Charlemagne. My favourite Beatle's album is Revolver. I hate juice companies that try to be my friend. I’ll make my own, thank you very much. My favourite food is potatoes. Boil them, slice them, grill them with chilli and garlic. Heaven, man, heaven. I do a mean home made muesli that provides me with more than my daily allowance of vitamins in one extreme shot of grains, pulses and seeds. It gives me a rush, I swear it does. Breakfast is my heroin. The coolest thing I’ve ever done? Naked sledging is something everyone can, and should, enjoy. Life is for doing whatever I want and getting away with it. Say no more.Fairly good to brilliant at:Picking the wrong ones and sometimes the wrong thingsMaking up my mindLaughingOffering fairly sound adviceBeing sillyThinkingBeing a mateBustin a moveCookingPublic speakingBeing on timeSaying the wrong thingThinking the wrong thing at the wrong timePicking presentsMaking plansWatching filmsChoosing places to goGetting served in a busy barSaying my thoughts out loudTaking photosWrapping & PackingWriting listsNot so good at:Monday morningsBowlingPublic singing (shower singing goes in the above)Computer gamesKnowing what people are thinking when they dont tell meSewingRemembering lots of namesTaking really good advice from those who know betterReading mapsSustaining long....slow....cyber contact or relationshipsReading mindsPower crazy women in the work place (i.e. a bitch)Understanding scienceJudging international time linesBeing in photosGiving energy to those with zero manners or regard for others timeBeing on time