Matthew Whiting-Kay-Jones

Don't let the toys fool you, I roll with the best of them!
Born in 2006, I have the wit of a man 10 times my age, I run like stuff off a shovel and talk my way out of any given situation with James Bond-like stealth. Hospital held me back for half my life but now I'm making up for lost time. Any questions or contacts, speak to my PA (AKA Daddy).